Nuke France

Nuke France





Welcome to our new feature, "Nuke France" as in what I would do if I got up one morning and found myself to be president, only to be told that the White House had switched to de-caf by order of Democratically controlled House.

This feature is devoted to all things anti-French. Why? Because they are so damned annoying - like their accents, stinky women and effeminate men.

The French are definitely the ankle-biters of the world. Like ankle-biters they shit on the furniture, make a mess of the house, and shake uncontrollably when confronted. And of course, they think they own the place.


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Right now the place is a mess. However I am in the process of collecting, sorting and refining various images, articles and anecdotes about our filthy anti-semitic cowardly "friends". While hunting and gathering around the web I've found that I am not alone in wanting to remove France or better yet, the French, from the planet. As I find like-minded sites, I will post them. Feel free to tell your friends - or better yet, your French prof.

While doing this I have had daydreams of a world without France. Check out the maps below. Were they Photoshopped or are they taken from a reality where those who we gave freedom to have vanished under water? Or perhaps become new lander in a greater Deutschland?

I used to believe that the French, independent spirits who might stick a thumb in our eyes on occasion, when the time for true friendship came would stand with us.

They have shown their true colors, and deserve a fiery fate.

Nuke France!

The Myth of Franco-American Friendship

Anti-Semism in France

"France. A relatively small and eternally quarrelsome country in Western Europe, fountainhead of rationalist political manias, militarily impotent, historically inglorious during the past century, democratically bankrupt, Communist-infiltrated from top to bottom."
- William F. Buckley, jr


"The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right." - Mark Twain