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Liberty! Equality! Fraternity!*
*Offer void to Iraqis, Israelis or any other nationality said deserving
of these human rights by the United States, Great Britain, or any other
English speaking nation. Does not apply in the Middle East nor the former
colonies of France. Offer of Equality conditional upon acceptance of fact
that the French are more equal than others. Liberty guaranteed to any
ex-dictator from a former French colony regardless of any suspected or
confirmed human rights violations. See your local French ambassador for
details. Fraternity not applicable to the United States regardless of
the number of times these rights have been restored to France by that
country.
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