I’m not a violent person, and it takes a lot to piss me off.
One of the things that does is arrogance - especially from a “nobody” on the internet.
So it’s good to find that I remember how to dig deep into the muck at the bottom of my soul and sling it, after some jerk-off who claims to be from New Zealand laughs at my predicament.
So I respond:
I have been putting PCs together since you were suckling from your mother’s breast which, judging by your asinine responses, was probably just last week.
Gee what a sad and pathetic human being you must be. You’ve been spending waaaay too much in that fantasyland where you are a biiiig man.
Instead of crafting nifty GIF logos and Matrix-sounding handles, why don’t you try getting married, raising a family, building a career, starting your own business and running a non-profit? You see, unlike you I’ve actually done all these things and more.
I’ve lived in Japan and heard temple bells ring on New Years Eve. I’ve danced to soukous music with Tongwe tribesmen in a place that’s inaccessible accept by speedboat in Africa. I’ve seen industrial bands at the Smart Bar in Chicago, and had one-one conversations with Jane Goodall and Jonas Salk. I’ve been to actual places, done actual things and met actual people.
You need to turn off your PC, get laid and get a life you sorry sack of sh*t.