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Supreme Court Disses Ventura in Favor of Chris Kyle’s Widow

The Supremes left a lower court’s decision intact that canceled Jesse Ventura’s $1.8 million libel award against “American Sniper” Chris Kyle’s estate.

Ventura now has to decide whether he’s willing to sue Kyle’s widow again.


The Moment

“Hail Mattis, full of hate. Our troops stand with thee. Blessed art though among enlisted. And blessed is the fruit of thy knife hand. Holy Mattis, father of War. Pray for us heathen, Now and at the hour of combat. Amen.”

The Real Deplorables

Straight from the liberal paradise of Chicago comes this heartwarming tale of 4 friends who prove that nothing says “black lives matter” like torturing a white disabled kid.

Hillary’s First Appearance

Here’s a photo of Hillary taken at the first appearance after announcing she would steal the election contest the election results. Reporters were surprised by her gaunt appearance as well as the insistence by her handlers to remove all crosses from the event venue.


Quran Quran

A Classic from The People’s Cube. Happy Monday Infidel!


The Indictables


Hillary Tells The Truth (For Once)

Hillary Clinton has tried to assure her 2nd Amendment supporters (who could likely all fit in one of those new Target gender neutral bathrooms) that she is not going to take away their right to self-defense.

Technically this is true, and this graphic explains why.


Cross-posted at Vladimir Putin’s favorite hangout, Wow! Magazine.

Idiots Give Money to Hillary, Get Scammed

Joshuapundit reports on some small donors to the Clinton campaign getting scammed with multiple charges appearing on their credit card bills. This is what happens when you sign up for the new Goldman Sachs Hillary Clinton Visa card.

Bottom line: If you’re stupid enough to give money to the Clintons after all we know about them, then you deserve what happens to you.

What else do these people do? Give scissors to running children? Car keys to drunks? Gasoline to pyromaniacs?

Curious George Goes to Raqqa

Keeping with the new direction of the Curious George books, a sequel to It’s Ramadan, Curious George has been announced. The proposed book cover is shown below:

Los Angeles Nuked – Spear Phishing Attack Suspected

March 15, 2017 – Washington DC

The investigation behind the nuclear attack on Los Angeles continues. Sources reveal that a high-level American official may have been victim of identity theft while accessing her Goldman Sachs account. In an attack known as “spear phishing” a link to a fraudulent website is sent by scammers directing the victim to a fictitious website where personal details can be harvested. A screenshot of the suspected fraudulent website has been released by the hacker known to authorities only as Guccifer 3.0.

Hillary Clinton – Above the Law

Thomas Drake, former NSA official, was criminally prosecuted by the Obama administration in 2010 for disclosing to a journalist, Congress and a government watchdog millions of dollars wasted by surveillance programs after 9-11. Drake states, “It’s a clear double standard. If you’re high enough up, you’re the presumptive presidential nominee for the Democratic Party, then you get a huge pass. The hypocrisy is overwhelming. My life was shattered. She gets a pass to compete to be president of the United States.”

The Purrfect Rifle

One of the reasons why some people are afraid of rifles like the AK-47 and the AR-15 is they look scary. Here’s an idea to make them less frightening to the non-gun owning public.

AR-15 owners may ask, “Where’s the ejection port?” The obvious answer, “Where do you think?”

New Zealand Flag Ideas

New Zealand is considering updating its flag. I’m not sure why, but I guess there’s little else to do in that tiny corner of the world but whinge about America and fret about Australia, so perhaps the flag issue has little mental space to compete with.

Here are my suggestions.

We’ll get the sheep joke out of the way first.

For the Kiwis who feel it’s necessary to lecture Americans about how everything their country does is wrong.

And finally, my impression of what the New Zealand flag will look like by the end of the 21st century.

Midterm Election Results 2014 Summed Up

Jesse Ventura’s New Book

Hot on the heels of his legal victory over the widow of Chris Kyle, author of American Sniper: The Autobiography of the Most Lethal Sniper in U.S. Military History, former wrestler and Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura announced the release of his new book.

Update: Here’s one opinion from the NSW (Naval Special Warfare) Community. Evidently I’m not the only one who thinks there’s a special circle of Hell waiting for this turd.